Rare Beached Melon-Head Whale Rescued

Rescued or ruined? Imagine this. You're a whale. You're name is Chase. That's a sick name for a whale. Chase. "Heeeey Chase." the ladies say. And within the whale community there is constant chatter about interacting with people on Earth. Dry Earth. It is like Hollywood. And the whales who have already met up with humans are now like celebrities in the whale world. And you are an overachiever. You came up with this crazy idea one day to to go make your big entrance on Playinda Beach, Florida. You're going to impress them with a real nice blowhole display. They will marvel at every inch of your 900-lb body. They have never seen or met anyone like you and you are going straight to the top. Their worlds will never be the same.

HOPE.

And then you arrive on land. The big moment. But they already know you. They know all about you and you find out that they know you as "Melon-Head"??????????

"Hey look everyone...on the beach...its a Melon-Head!" - Humans.

"Wait no, I'm not a Melon-Head. I'm Chase." - Chase the whale.

"Hey Melon-Head. We're here to rescue you."

"Rescue me? This is my entrance. This is my show."

"Get the sea mammal transfer hammock for Melon-Head here. We're going to take him to Panama City."

"Why? Why do I have to go to Panama City?"

"Damn, Melon-Head is like 900 lbs"

"That's exactly how much I weigh."


It's sad, but for some reason because he's named Chase I don't care.

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I googled imaged the name "Chase" and look at these images.




So Chase.











deutsch bank.










The name of this picture is "Awesome". On the back it says "Best day ever - NYSSMA '93!"








Chase.

Have you ever gotten ready to go out and felt great? You know? Like, there's f-in magic in the air tonight. I got my sickest party shirt on and tonight its on. You feel like a million bucks.


Like this clown.


And you go out and feel that feeling like you're gonna be talking like a champ. All because of your outfit or whatever you're wearing. And then you get to the party and found out that there were freakin blacklights at the party?



Party!!!!!!!

And like you're favorite shirt is covered in like years of goo?! Like you're just covered. And you look like the biggest slob?




Firstleeee, Years of Goo is a great name for a band.

Secondleeeeeeee, Who the hell still has blacklights at parties? Some forty five year old dude who gets weed for christmas from his parents????????


This just happened to me. Not the getting weed from my parents...the blacklight.


Loseeeeeeeeeer.



Have great days.

I've never posed for a pic like this.

back soon.

kenny

Is that girl even real?

Have a nice weekend