Hello. thanks for reading this blog as you do. I appreciate it.

I wanted to put this video up because The Dream films made it a while ago and its a series. Maybe you haven't seen it, and maybe today is the day you really get in to it.

It's The Larry and Carl series:

Here's is #1








Thanks. If you missed yesterday's "Fleshlight Day" post, feel free to check that out as well. Man...thanks.

AHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!

Man smears his lawyer's face with feces and then throws it at jury. Ha.

A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident.

I ain't going out like that! Mistrial???? I'll say. That definitely shouldn't happen at court.

The most notable thing in this story is that the guy's name is Weusi. Weusi?!

I've never heard this name before. Just looked it up. It's Swahilian meaning blackness. I thought it was Swahilian for shit-thrower.

I would assume you would be held in contempt if you throw s**t at the jury. If I was a juror on that case I'd be pissed if that happened.

I'd immediately be like "Guilty! Guilty! Yeah, this guy definitely gets the chair. Case closed. We're leaving"





Jury doodie.

THE DREAM FILMS!!!

Hey.

This morning on "Wake Up with Cosmo Radio" (Sirius Satellite Radio's ch. 111---We're on everyday) were the first annual Pregnant Olympics!

Host Taylor and I ran the gauntlet. Pregnant gymnastics, Pregnant Dance-off, barefoot and pregnant foot race up stairs, and so much more.....

I thought you should know.

And if you are a Sirius subscriber and want to hear it, the show will re-air this Saturday and perhaps even Labor Day.

We shot a video for it and we should have some good pics soon.

(I feel like abbreviating pictures to pics automatically makes them sound filthy.."Hey mom...send pics"...nasty.)


So yeah..."Wake Up with Cosmo Radio w/Taylor, Kenny and Victoria" ---that's what its called.


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Man finds check from 1971 after Tornadoes

The check was for 1.50 and it was already cashed. Sorry if I ruined that entire story for you. Did I?

Someone actually got assigned to go and report on this story.



"You there in the back, go report on this mysterious check a man found after his entire town was ripped to shreds. Go go! And take that fern with you!"



Where is this picture from? What kind of meeting is this? Notice how giant the foreheads are of the two ladies on the left. Huge. "Helen, please borrow Mindy's navy blue head wrap and cover your entire forehead. It's distracting the guy across from you in the turtleneck. (Who actually also has an enormous forehead)"



Also, ooh..there is someone hiding behind the door!! See? It's like a guy facing the wall.

Welp, glad I figured out the mystery behind the curious events of this random 1982 meeting of beverage loving giant-foreheaded people.



AAAAAHHHHH! What? That's very big

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Christina Ricci is the next "REAL ALIEN".





wow.



ok.



Wait a second. My forehead is very big. Dah! And why would I ever choose to make that face?











"What's your name?"



Can you bone shave a forehead?