Wednesday, February 25, 2009


I can't believe people are still buying the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed?

The thing is like 6 grand????!!!!!!

Buy a pillow or sit up. You don't need an engine in your bed get up. You need a back muscle. Maybe a little will to live.

And people are all fired up now about memory foam mattresses.

I don't want my mattress to remember anything.

Mattress: "Hey, do you remember last week?"

Me: "Uh..."

Mattress: "I do. I've never seen someone search the web so quickly with so much Vaseline on their hands"

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