I love this kid. You may have seen this, but I would steal this kid.
Siick moves. How fun would it be to know this kid?
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Kenny?
Sorry I haven't updated in a few days. I stayed up late LATE and had some beers last night, you know then I got to get up at like the taint of dawn. Waaah waaaah wwwwaaaaah!
"Taint of Dawn" = great name for a thrash metal band.
"Taint of Dawn"
or for a lighter group whose name sounds like Taints of Dawn.....it's "Painted Fawn!"
You know what occurred to me today for the first time ever? That my name is Kenny. And so is Kenny Rogers. Kenny freakin' Rogers.
He looks like a Kenny. I just feel like all Kennys look so much like what a "Kenny" would look like. Let's research:
Kenny Chesney
Yeah. All Kenny. He's like "sup?" Dork.
Kenny Wayne Shepard (don't even know how i know this name)
Keeennnnny. All the way.
Kenny Loggins
Oh yeah, totally. Such a kenny. his face is all kenny.
Ken the Barbie doll
Whoa, easy now. He looks like more of a Troy here.
Me:
exactly.
send me an email.
"Taint of Dawn" = great name for a thrash metal band.
"Taint of Dawn"
or for a lighter group whose name sounds like Taints of Dawn.....it's "Painted Fawn!"
You know what occurred to me today for the first time ever? That my name is Kenny. And so is Kenny Rogers. Kenny freakin' Rogers.
He looks like a Kenny. I just feel like all Kennys look so much like what a "Kenny" would look like. Let's research:
Kenny Chesney
Yeah. All Kenny. He's like "sup?" Dork.
Kenny Wayne Shepard (don't even know how i know this name)
Keeennnnny. All the way.
Kenny Loggins
Oh yeah, totally. Such a kenny. his face is all kenny.
Ken the Barbie doll
Whoa, easy now. He looks like more of a Troy here.
Me:
exactly.
send me an email.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Banana used as गुन इन holdup
Deputies: Banana used as gun in holdup, then eaten
Well, bananas used as bananas...someone else got scared.
Well, bananas used as bananas...someone else got scared.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
कॉमिक्स उन्लेअश अबाउट Twitter
This was on CNN:
Really? Really?
that's it.
"To me its about the response" --
I'm not judging these two, but what is going on?
ZERO personality. ZEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOO.
thanks.
Really? Really?
that's it.
"To me its about the response" --
I'm not judging these two, but what is going on?
ZERO personality. ZEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOO.
thanks.
Monday, May 11, 2009
बोस्टन शो तिक्केट्स ओं सेल टुडे!!!
hey.
Tickets for the Boston summer show are on sale now! (I have to tell you)
The show is July 30th at a club called Mottley's Comedy Club (the show is half way down the page)
The club is intimate and awesome, but that means there aren't that many tickets and they will sell out. Get them today.
It's Thursday 7/30 8pm...Let's do this
Tickets.
Thanks...
Tickets for the Boston summer show are on sale now! (I have to tell you)
The show is July 30th at a club called Mottley's Comedy Club (the show is half way down the page)
The club is intimate and awesome, but that means there aren't that many tickets and they will sell out. Get them today.
It's Thursday 7/30 8pm...Let's do this
Tickets.
Thanks...
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
स्टैंड उप अपार्टमेन्ट २!
The second installment of the most inside video ever made.
And it looks like we shot it with the Disney Pix Micro 2.0 Digital Camera - Hannah Montana Stars.
We didn't.
Have a nice weekend.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
ओवेर्हेअर्द इन NYC
I heard this recently in NYC
A guy was talking to his buddy and said:
"Having a baby can't be hard. It's just like taking a big shit"
What? Really buddy?
Have you ever gone to the bathroom and noticed that your waste was attached to a rope connected in side of your body that needs to be cut with scissors?
You've taken shits in hospitals and then had to take the shit home with you and take care of it for the rest of its life?
Have you started saving money to put your piece of shit through school?
Yeah, I just nailed that guy.
Mother's Day is just around the corner.
Please join my Facebook group. It's the best.
it's okay.
Tweet me.
A guy was talking to his buddy and said:
"Having a baby can't be hard. It's just like taking a big shit"
What? Really buddy?
Have you ever gone to the bathroom and noticed that your waste was attached to a rope connected in side of your body that needs to be cut with scissors?
You've taken shits in hospitals and then had to take the shit home with you and take care of it for the rest of its life?
Have you started saving money to put your piece of shit through school?
Yeah, I just nailed that guy.
Mother's Day is just around the corner.
Please join my Facebook group. It's the best.
it's okay.
Tweet me.
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
फस Transplant
hi...
My friend MC Aaron has ranked his favorite nuts and I'm now doing the same today:
1. Peanut (hands down..unsalted)
*salted
2. Cashew (amazing yet pricey)
3. Almond (almond milk = delicious and its no dairy--delicious)
4. Walnut
(I'm too tired to put up more pics of nuts)
5. Pecan
6. Hazlenut
7. Chestnut (The nuts are an important food crop in southern Europe, southwestern and eastern Asia, and also in eastern North America before the chestnut blight.In southern Europe in the Middle Ages, whole forest-dwelling communities which had scarce access to wheat flour relied on chestnuts as their main source of carbohydrates)
okaaay ---
I don't eat any other nuts.
My Twitter
have a good day.
My friend MC Aaron has ranked his favorite nuts and I'm now doing the same today:
1. Peanut (hands down..unsalted)
*salted
2. Cashew (amazing yet pricey)
3. Almond (almond milk = delicious and its no dairy--delicious)
4. Walnut
(I'm too tired to put up more pics of nuts)
5. Pecan
6. Hazlenut
7. Chestnut (The nuts are an important food crop in southern Europe, southwestern and eastern Asia, and also in eastern North America before the chestnut blight.In southern Europe in the Middle Ages, whole forest-dwelling communities which had scarce access to wheat flour relied on chestnuts as their main source of carbohydrates)
okaaay ---
I don't eat any other nuts.
My Twitter
have a good day.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Television tonight!
Hey.
I just saw a commercial for the new ABC's "The Bachelorette".
(pictured below)
One of the quotes from the new bachelorette was "I don't give a crap what a guy puts on a hotdog as long as he loves me"
Really? I put throw up on my hot dog.
Really? I put other girls on my hot dog.
Oh really? You don't care what I put on my hotdog? Well, that's hurtful and I want a woman who cares about what I put on my hotdogs.
I put your pinkeys on my hotdog. I've been doing it for years, Stubby.
More people might watch that show if it were called "The Batch".
My friends Facebook status right now is "You know you've had a good workout when you feel like you just had sex"
Yeah...or a terrible workout?
"How was the gym?"
"Uh, it was okay, but I came in my pants on the Gazelle"
"It was okay, except I'm really sad and alone right now, and my genitals feel like I just rubbed them with steel wool."
"I worked out pretty har...Is that blood? Oh my God. It is! WTF?!" (sorry)
I just saw a commercial for the new ABC's "The Bachelorette".
(pictured below)
One of the quotes from the new bachelorette was "I don't give a crap what a guy puts on a hotdog as long as he loves me"
Really? I put throw up on my hot dog.
Really? I put other girls on my hot dog.
Oh really? You don't care what I put on my hotdog? Well, that's hurtful and I want a woman who cares about what I put on my hotdogs.
I put your pinkeys on my hotdog. I've been doing it for years, Stubby.
More people might watch that show if it were called "The Batch".
My friends Facebook status right now is "You know you've had a good workout when you feel like you just had sex"
Yeah...or a terrible workout?
"How was the gym?"
"Uh, it was okay, but I came in my pants on the Gazelle"
"It was okay, except I'm really sad and alone right now, and my genitals feel like I just rubbed them with steel wool."
"I worked out pretty har...Is that blood? Oh my God. It is! WTF?!" (sorry)
Sunday, May 03, 2009
It could be worse
Hey.
This video is 2 mins 44 seconds too long!
Look:
There's no way they are enjoying themselves. They can't be. Too many moves.
They deliver the news.
If I was in this video, the name of it would be "The Last Thing Kenny Zimlinghaus Did Before He Ended It All"
Actually, since everyone seems to find my last name difficult to spell, the headline would read "The Last Thing Kenny Dingringdraws Did Before He Shot himself"
Yeah, I changed a couple of parts.
Let's just get through the day.
This video is 2 mins 44 seconds too long!
Look:
There's no way they are enjoying themselves. They can't be. Too many moves.
They deliver the news.
If I was in this video, the name of it would be "The Last Thing Kenny Zimlinghaus Did Before He Ended It All"
Actually, since everyone seems to find my last name difficult to spell, the headline would read "The Last Thing Kenny Dingringdraws Did Before He Shot himself"
Yeah, I changed a couple of parts.
Let's just get through the day.
Friday, May 01, 2009
पानुत बुट्टर फ्रिदय!
Hello.
Peanut Butter is my favorite everything. It is #1 on every list I have. I eat PB every day. Most times on bread and I never put it anywhere else on my body but in my stomach.
I prefer chunky.
If I had to eat other sugary peanut butter I would choose:
That's right, I'm a choosey mom in a pinch.
This man:
George Washington Carver.
The best.
This is crack.
What is this website? Really? Am I even doing anything on this website. Please check out some of the audio clips on the right. Next week, there will be more added.
have a nice weekend.
Peanut Butter is my favorite everything. It is #1 on every list I have. I eat PB every day. Most times on bread and I never put it anywhere else on my body but in my stomach.
I prefer chunky.
If I had to eat other sugary peanut butter I would choose:
That's right, I'm a choosey mom in a pinch.
This man:
George Washington Carver.
The best.
This is crack.
What is this website? Really? Am I even doing anything on this website. Please check out some of the audio clips on the right. Next week, there will be more added.
have a nice weekend.
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