Thursday, January 31, 2008


a little pre-note* - Wikipedia has the listing for hockey player Mark Messier this way:

Mark John Douglas Messier (born January 18, 1961, in Edmonton, Alberta) is a former ice hockey centreman of the National Hockey League. He spent a quarter of a century in the NHL (1979-2004) with the Edmonton Oilers, New York Rangers, and Vancouver Canucks. He also played professionally with the World Hockey Association's Indianapolis Racers and Cincinnati Stingers. At the time of his retirement, he was the last former WHA player still active in professional hockey, as well as the last active player who had played in the NHL in the 1970s.


So, if you din't know of him, now maybe you do. That being read, I found this pic:

it's Gary Coleman and Mark Messier drinking a Red Stripe and laughing. AND and and and and...

I think you can see Messier's testicle! DAAAAH!

What led to this situation? It's like a joke.

"Okay, so Gary Coleman is standing next to Mark Messier who is in a towel and drinking a Red Stripe laughing.

Gary says "hey Mark, can you sign this for me?"

Then Messier says, "hey look at this!" and he points to his testicle which has popped out of his children's beach towel.

"Can you sign this for me?" Then he spits beer in Coleman's face.

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAH! - (is not the response this joke would get)

I love that I spent time paintbrushing a NY Rangers Blue square around Mark Messier's testicle. And it looks like something Perez Hilton would do.

I guess even worse is that I thought finding the picture was important enough to tell you and work optical picture computer science to make a square around his ball.

Have a great day.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Fast week? Thank God.

You think on Fridays God is walking around Heaven all day being like, "You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Please stop thanking me. Yes You're welcome."?

I was just thinking about the Holy Ghost. You've heard of this?

All they do is stop people from grinding at school dances right?

*holy ghost being played by John Legend.

"Hi welcome to Heaven. You have been made a holy ghost. And, ha, its gonna be a tough first week. It's Spring break. Up here we call that, Spring you're gonna Break you're back in Cancun this year...We're hilarious in Heaven."

This was a a slow week. Usually that's a good thing.

Have a nice weekend. Get naked or something.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

January sucks.

Seriously. I'm miserable right now and I blame January.

Trying to make my own bucket list of things to do today:

1. Fill a bucket with sand.

2. Fill a bucket with water.

3. Fill a bucket with another bucket.

4. Go to Latin America.

5. Fill a bucket with pee.

6. Fill a bucket with..(sorry, but its true)...poo.

7. Fill a bucket with Chocolate.

8. Find a genie in a bottle.

9. Set a house on fire.

10. Fill a bucket with sugar.

11. Fill the bucket with a pail.


January sucks.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


Not much today. Except I met the DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS!

They looked like that.

Nice blog.

It was great see everyone in Charleston South Carolina last weekend for the Charleston Comedy Festival.

More to come.......