Fast week? Thank God.
You think on Fridays God is walking around Heaven all day being like, "You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Please stop thanking me. Yes You're welcome."?
I was just thinking about the Holy Ghost. You've heard of this?
All they do is stop people from grinding at school dances right?
*holy ghost being played by John Legend.
"Hi welcome to Heaven. You have been made a holy ghost. And, ha, its gonna be a tough first week. It's Spring break. Up here we call that, Spring you're gonna Break you're back in Cancun this year...We're hilarious in Heaven."
This was a a slow week. Usually that's a good thing.
Have a nice weekend. Get naked or something.