Friday, January 25, 2008

Fast week? Thank God.

You think on Fridays God is walking around Heaven all day being like, "You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Please stop thanking me. Yes You're welcome."?

I was just thinking about the Holy Ghost. You've heard of this?

All they do is stop people from grinding at school dances right?

*holy ghost being played by John Legend.

"Hi welcome to Heaven. You have been made a holy ghost. And, ha, its gonna be a tough first week. It's Spring break. Up here we call that, Spring you're gonna Break you're back in Cancun this year...We're hilarious in Heaven."

This was a a slow week. Usually that's a good thing.

Have a nice weekend. Get naked or something.