a little pre-note* - Wikipedia has the listing for hockey player Mark Messier this way:
Mark John Douglas Messier (born January 18, 1961, in Edmonton, Alberta) is a former ice hockey centreman of the National Hockey League. He spent a quarter of a century in the NHL (1979-2004) with the Edmonton Oilers, New York Rangers, and Vancouver Canucks. He also played professionally with the World Hockey Association's Indianapolis Racers and Cincinnati Stingers. At the time of his retirement, he was the last former WHA player still active in professional hockey, as well as the last active player who had played in the NHL in the 1970s.
So, if you din't know of him, now maybe you do. That being read, I found this pic:
it's Gary Coleman and Mark Messier drinking a Red Stripe and laughing. AND and and and and...
I think you can see Messier's testicle! DAAAAH!
What led to this situation? It's like a joke.
"Okay, so Gary Coleman is standing next to Mark Messier who is in a towel and drinking a Red Stripe laughing.
Gary says "hey Mark, can you sign this for me?"
Then Messier says, "hey look at this!" and he points to his testicle which has popped out of his children's beach towel.
"Can you sign this for me?" Then he spits beer in Coleman's face.
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAH! - (is not the response this joke would get)
I love that I spent time paintbrushing a NY Rangers Blue square around Mark Messier's testicle. And it looks like something Perez Hilton would do.
I guess even worse is that I thought finding the picture was important enough to tell you and work optical picture computer science to make a square around his ball.
Have a great day.