I heard this recently in NYC
A guy was talking to his buddy and said:
"Having a baby can't be hard. It's just like taking a big shit"
What? Really buddy?
Have you ever gone to the bathroom and noticed that your waste was attached to a rope connected in side of your body that needs to be cut with scissors?
You've taken shits in hospitals and then had to take the shit home with you and take care of it for the rest of its life?
Have you started saving money to put your piece of shit through school?
Yeah, I just nailed that guy.
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