Monday, February 23, 2009

Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...MONDAY.



I don't like them!


Really. There is nothing easy about getting up on a Monday.

I'm a relatively pleasant guy. But, when I wake up on Mondays I want to murder people. Literally...murder.

An Axe Murderer sounds like a person who kills axes.

Axe murderers are the only type of murderers whose title includes their weapon, you know?

There are no Gun Murderers.

"He's a knife murderer"

"So I Married a rope murderer"

Whatever.

Whilst I'm at it, a the term Metrosexual sounds like someone who masturbates on trains.




Am I right? okay. Lexington KY next week yo.

No shows on a Monday.

CHECK OUT THE NEW VIDEO PLAYER I JUST GOT BELOW! or don't.

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