थिस ठुर्स्दय निघत मोत्त्ले'स इन बोस्टन 8pm

Big Show this week yo.


Thursday night at Mottley's


Boston! Thursday at 8pm.

Charleston SC was sold out - so get tickets


Thanks. See you there. Or not.

Bubblicious 4LIFE!!!

I just learned from a friend of mine that KICKIN COLA was a flavor of Bubblicious. It tasted like Soda.


It has been discontinued.


Have you ever had it?

Wouldn't you want it? Especially in the summer?


We sent a letter off to The Cadbury Company. (These guys destroy the candy world) They make Swedish Fish, Trident, fuckin Sour Patch Kids and Halls throat lozenges. Unreal.


The letter was pushin for recontinuation of Kickin Cola Bubblicious. Here it is:


Hello. Thanks for reading this. First of, I love all of your products, most especially Swedish Fish. They are delicious. I'm not sure how much you guys listen to these emails, but I wanted to request the possible re-continuing of Kickin Cola flavored Bubblicious. It is also delicious. I know plenty of people who feel the same way about this gum. Plus it feels like the right time for Bubblicious to start kickin ass again!


Thanks for your time and consideration in all of this,

KICKIN COLA 4LIFE!

Sincerely,

Kenny Zimlinghaus



ps thank you.



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Friends,


Please don't let this fight die without your help. Make a difference. Change is coming to the United States. Dont let Lightning Lemonade win this fucking thing.



Here is the link to the Customer feedback section of Cadbury:


Fight with me!

A Commercial

This is for my stand up show in Charleston SC on july 18th at Theatre99 10pm.






But tickets for the Charleston show here! Thank you.


And July 30th (special thursday night show) I will be in Boston at a place called Mottley's at 8pm.

Tickets for Boston show are here!



Thank you.

My walk to work

I videotaped my walk to work. That's all I did. It's like worse than Blair Witch shaky---but its so damn real.





have a wonderful day.