THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
Not at all.
You may complain about your job, but at least you never sit at your desk and get hijacked by pirates for ransom.
Am I right?
Tom Cruise celebrated 25 years of acting on Oprah Monday afternoon.
I watched it. I had no choice.
Audience members were able to ask Tom Cruise Mapother some questions. One woman asked "What is the perfect day for you when you are not working or spending time with your family?"
Tom's answer..."Spending time with my kids"
This is a real headline from today's news:
"Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed"
Really? Did he really crash?
So this devil motorbike operator gave police the finger and then did a wheelie and crashed?????????
Why? That headline is very police friendly.
"Police: Guy stuck out tongue, jay-walked, and head-butted bullet."
"Police: Guy screams profanity, takes seatbelt off, uses ass to steal police baton"
That's a stretch. (not a play on words)
eeeeeeeerrrrrrriiiiight.
talk soon,
kenny
