Some facebook status messages I've seen recently:
"Nadya can't find #7,4,and 12" - Octomom.
"Dave is hoping those black guys I just saw don't rob me" - NY Post Cartoonist
"Michael Jackson is so fucked..he's like a kid getting fucked by Michael Jackson" - Michael Jackson
"Chris Brown has gone from 'in a relationship' to 'single'" - Rihanna
"Travis is starting not to like this woman" - Travis the chimp.
"Alex is juicing right now" - A-Rod.
"FB is excited to own all your stuff" - Facebook
Here's a picture for you:
Nice body, kid.
have a good day.