Woman with beer can in hand starts brawl at wake
This story is amazing...It was a brawl.
"The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man by the face, leaving scratch marks on his lower right cheek and causing him to bleed. The man's mother, then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked another woman in the chest."
A man's mom kicked a woman in the chest. At a funeral. Unreal. This woman was just at the funeral. She went from sitting at a wake to kicking a woman in the chest. I've never kicked a woman in the chest in my entire life and probably never will. Probably.
To instinctively dropkick is the stuff dreams are made of. In fact, in an older post we celebrated the dropkick inventor's birthday:
Was invented by this guy:
Let that one marinate.
"A sheriff's report claimed the woman with the beer became "passively aggressive" with deputies and said that "no backwood country cop" was going to take her to jail."
Backwood country cops don't take women who start fights at funerals to jail???
What exactly is a backwood country cop? I google-imaged it:
Uh...that was a waste of time. Don't do it.
Sorry I have no picture...Here's a drawing of Zeus:
I hope you're doing ok.