Sunday! Great. There is an enormous amount of people who think that their cats are like dogs. Pretty much every cat owner you meet tells you about their dog-like cat. "Oh, Tabs is cool, she's just like a dog".
Oh, really? You know who else's cat acts like a dog? The past 7,000 cat owners I've met.


That made me sound so aggressive. Sorry, here:

Adorable Kitten Last Moments. Time Life Magazine.

It's funny when people end a story they are telling with "End of Story."

Okay, "so that was the end right?".

"Yeah, end of story".

"So I told her to shut up and get in the car, end of story".

"You must agree, that was a great end of the story. End of story.".



Or sometimes people say,"period".

"That's it! Period."

We don't have to do that ever. We can use inflection nowadays.




I can't tell if the little guy on the right is just in a weird perspective in the picture, or just really little.


I went to a library recently. It was a little one here by my apartment. They had a corner that was designated, "The Teen Action Zone". Wow. What goes on in the Teen Action Zone? I picture kids in braces making out. But, actually reading goes on in the Teen Action Zone.

I guess a library is one of the only places that can have a "Teen Action Zone". Some places you can't name The Teen Action Zone:

1. The backseat of your car.

2. Your computer.

3. Your mind. (and then point to it and say, you know what this?...It's the T.A.Z.)


I alway's get kind of weary when I drive through an area that has this sign posted:



I always grip the wheel really tight and lean in really close, like I'm expecting deaf children to dart out and hang on the car like a safari. I picture so many deaf kids that's its like the monkeys in the kitchen of the house in Jumanji.








Okay. Have a nice afternoon.