This is great.
Woman mistakes pistol for cigarette lighter. Are you serious? At the end of the story it says 90 minutes earlier she slapped a guy in the face three times for inappropriately touching her. Seems shooting yourself in your face is a little bit inappropriate.
How do you mistake a lighter for a gun? Or was she really just trying to light the cigarette with the gun? Here are some other things she may use to light her smokes...
Flamethrower.
Lightsaber. (ridiculously appropriate pic)
Rocket launcher.
Flambe.
And maybe someday she'll mistake her rettes for these
Grenades.
Have a nice weekend.