Have you ever gotten ready to go out and felt great? You know? Like, there's f-in magic in the air tonight. I got my sickest party shirt on and tonight its on. You feel like a million bucks.


Like this clown.


And you go out and feel that feeling like you're gonna be talking like a champ. All because of your outfit or whatever you're wearing. And then you get to the party and found out that there were freakin blacklights at the party?



Party!!!!!!!

And like you're favorite shirt is covered in like years of goo?! Like you're just covered. And you look like the biggest slob?




Firstleeee, Years of Goo is a great name for a band.

Secondleeeeeeee, Who the hell still has blacklights at parties? Some forty five year old dude who gets weed for christmas from his parents????????


This just happened to me. Not the getting weed from my parents...the blacklight.


Loseeeeeeeeeer.



Have great days.

I've never posed for a pic like this.

back soon.

kenny

Is that girl even real?

Wisconsin Ends Sturgeon spearing season.

I didn't really know what a sturgeon was until I looked:


The sturgeon is on the left.
Crazy right? Huge.

Wiki Sturgeon

These things are impressive.

So Wisconsin ends the hunt after ONLY 528 of these things are bagged. Come on, is that it?


"Hey, can we talk for a sec?"


Also found out about this website that let's you write an obituary for a relationship that "died". Relationshipobit.com




These guys broke up shortly after this pic was taken:





Sal and Sturgeon Fish: forever remembered...They're eyes locked on a cold winter morning while Sal was trolling the lucid lakes of Wisconsin. Sal knew immediately he needed to sink his hook in sturgeon's beautiful mouth...unfortunately moments of intimacy were constantly cut short due to the fact that sturgeon fish can't live on land....



so sad.


Happy V-Day Eve.

I guess Heather Mills is suing Sir Paul McCartney now for like $100 million dollars.



What's happening here?

This is when the interview really went sour.

"You want this leg back you sonofabitch?! Huh? Then gimme back my freakin pen!"

I have distinct memroies burned in to my brain of Larry King doing commercials for like bone enhancers with Glucocamine and Chondroitin. And he says these two words repeatedly throughout the commercial.


That's what Glucocamine Chondroitin looks like.

I guess that's a combination of both.



















Glucocamine and Chondroitin. Rap duo.







Have a nice day.

Fun with the internetweb:

I google imaged "awesome" and this is one of the pics that came up:




a saturn with racing stripes = awesome!
McDonald's = Awesome! hell yeah

I google imaged "not so awesome" and this is what happened:



Wait? What? not so awesome???? That's the most awesome puppy I have ever seen. and is that a cast?

Awesome = puppies in casts. (how ridiculous is this blog?)

And then I google imaged "Sick bike" and got:


SICK BIKE.


And finally i google imaged "Hot Zimlinghaus" (again)


and got this:




have a wonderful evening.

Have a nice weekend