Hi.

Out of Arkansas A man tried to steal a guitar by hiding it in his pants. I couldn't find any pictures on this guy, but I was able to gather some pictures from people who have been successful in fencing items in their pants.


This guy's plaid pants help to steal a ferret.


A bank. An entire bank. He didn't just rob it, he took it. He used to be a fat bitch.


"Only one boy's gotten out of these...and you're no Chris Angel"


These pants have killed 6 people.


These are just underwear for active women.


Thanks.

Some pictures of the mayhem that is surrounding the purchasing of the PS3:



Connecticut



Indiana



Detroit



The lines in Buffalo were outta control!



"What do you mean only 400 consoles!"




This guy just found out he's been waiting for PS3 this whole time at a bakery...without his shirt on.




HAPPY GAMING!

Some current events, eh?

Teen Killed In Fast Food Spat?

Sounds more like a murder than a spat. I would hate to have my death be at the hand of a spat. I guess maybe I would settle for death in a scuffle. Better than "Teen dies while playing slaps", or "Teen killed dead at bad end of tif."

Interesting quote Shaun Robinson has at the end of the story he say's "He was cool,'' Shaun Robinson said. "He didn't deserve to get shot like that.'' Mr. Robinson saw him get shot? Imagine if he was like "Yeah, he was kind of a pain in the ass...especially when it came to fast food spats...he deserved to get shot"

Shtupid.




Kevin Federline is trying to sell footage from cameras he installed in his car. "I actually got a surveillance system put in my truck, so I'm recording everything," "The paparazzi turn into a pack of wolves . . . I got some pretty funny video footage of them just tripping all over themselves like dominos."

Really, Kev? That would be great. I was just thinking this morning about how hard it is to find good video of photgraphers stumbling.




Chuck Norris Went to Iraq


So...we're okay. Great.